Right in the Wanker

"I made a new friend in Treasureland today!" Adam exclaims.

"What's his name?" the mother asks.

"I don't know," Adam says.

"Well, good for you, guy!" states the mother.

The next day on the way home from preschool from the back seat of the Ta-Ho, a discussion begins among Will & Adam.

"I made a new friend in Treasureland," repeats Adam. "I kicked him right in the wanker and he laid right down! It was so funny!"

"Did he cry?" questions the mother.

"He didn't cry," says Adam. "He said thank you and he kicked me right back. He's my new friend!"

As the mother continues down the road, shaking her head, she smiles to herself. She thanks God for her little boys and the beauty of their ways.